My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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