you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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