I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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