no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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