You're completely useless in the revolution.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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