just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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