I'm lost and stupid without you.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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