i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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