My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
