this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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