Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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