ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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