Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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