you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
A+ Viking dick
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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