are you still at the devil's house?
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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