Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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