i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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