So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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