Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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