I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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