Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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