check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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