You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize