Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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