Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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