His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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