I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
