Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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