So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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