is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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