Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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