Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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