So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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