yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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