He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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