Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?