you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long