just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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