saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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