i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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