Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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