I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
