do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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