We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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