Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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