he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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