Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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