I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
