Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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