I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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