great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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