Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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