That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.