The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.