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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.

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(636): View more from Missouri

hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?

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(813): View more from Florida

I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body

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(616): View more from Michigan

She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."

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(734): View more from Michigan

...hi

(603): View more from New Hampshire

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

(734): View more from Michigan

Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.

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