This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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