Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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