Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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