what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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